THE RESULTS.

We post our Certificates of Analysis (COAs). Most brands don't. The ones that do usually post raw PDFs nobody can read.

Here's what each test actually tells you. Plain English. The PDFs are below.

POTENCY

What you're looking at: a third-party lab ran high-performance liquid chromatography (HPLC) on our gummies and measured the actual creatine content per gummy - not what we claim on the label, but what's actually in the gummy.

The number that matters is mg/Gummy. Each gummy contains at least 1,250 mg of creatine monohydrate. That's 1.25g. Four gummies, one serving, 5g. This tells you what's actually in the bag.

HEAVY METALS

Every supplement has heavy metals. So does spinach. So does dark chocolate. Lead, arsenic, cadmium, and mercury exist in soil - they move up the food chain whether anyone wants them to or not. The question isn't whether they're present. The question is how much.

The EU food supplement standard for lead is 3.0 ppm. Triple Citrus came back undetected across all four metals. Strawberry Guava came in at 0.027 ppm - less than 1% of the limit or 111 times lower. Black Razz came in at 0.018 ppm - also less than 1% of the limit. Worth noting that the Black Razz mercury at 0.017 ppm is well under the 0.1 ppm EU limit.

Everything else: not detected.

We test every batch through an ISO 17025 accredited lab because the number is either real or it isn't.

Rock on.

MICROBIALS

No bad stuff here.

Aerobic bacteria. E. coli. Salmonella. Total coliform. Yeast and mold. Not detected at all.

Most microorganisms are harmless. Some are essential for digestion. But for pathogens like Salmonella or E. coli, the only acceptable result is zero. No threshold. No acceptable range. Zero.

That's what this test shows. Every batch.